Zombies!

Vampires. They have pointy teeth and fan girls squeal over them.
...And then use a nail file to make their own teeth into 'fangs' and them become canibals by drinking their best friend's blood, which they willingly gave them.
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I honestly do not get why vampires are so popular. I myself prefer zombies. But not ones with their guts hanging out, the ones like this:

Who would not like a zombie like this? Think about it.
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I was busy today and will be tomorrow, but I will explain as soon as I can, but I laptop forces my off soon, so I have to go.
 -Anon Y. Mous
P.s. I may rant next post, so be warned.