Hi dudes, dudettes, and Geodudes! I really like Mountain Dew, it is really, really, great! I tried the diet kind, but I think it, and diet Sprite, has a weird aftertaste that I kind of hate. In a raise of hands, who else tastes the weird aftertaste?
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I noticed that I did not tell anyone what my FanFic was about, I mean, how do you know you want it up here if you do not know what it is about?
It is going to be about a series of islands that people believe the legendary Pokemon used to live on before they made the rest of the world, and, unknowingly, they still do live there!
Each region's legendaries have their own island, as in one for Hoenn's, one for Kanto's, and on and on likes so. I am working on making a map, but, and this is always going to happen, since their is always a new generation around the corner (as in every few years), the map will expand, and evolve, so when Gen 6's map comes out, there are going to be tutorials made, I will read some and make a new map, with another island, and new characters due to basically the same reason. New generations.
Anyways, like I was saying, the legendaries live on these islands, only as human. They, as legendaries, have the power to look like humans (just as clarification they could be either gender, but keep one until they have to move, due to them being, well, legendaries, they have to keep moving or else someone will find out), so they blend in with the normal society, spending half of their time in their region, and the other half on the islands.
But when one of the Kanto legendaries (Probably Mew or Articuno) suddenly suggests that they go visit the other islands and get all of them together, for a reunion of sorts, things get a bit complicated as they travel island by island, trying to remember where the others live. And since they do not want to draw to much attention most of the legendaries either live together, acting as a family, or apart, hoping to go unnoticed.
So, it would take me time to write descriptions of both their male and female forms (as human), and their personalities (though I could do it one-by-one, starting with Kanto, and write out, say, Hoenn's legendaries while Kanto's are looking for Johto's, though I would still have to do the aforementioned region's first...), and to pick-out their personalities, friendships, and the such.
Not to even mention the names and personalities of the characters-of-the-day characters! And there is still the names of the towns, what they are known for, etc. etc..
So, over all, it would take a month or two before I post any part of the actual story, though there would be plenty of other things to keep you all quiet.
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Okay, so this joke has probably been thought of by millions of people, in millions of different ways before, but here it is:
A guy walks up to a girl in a shirt saying 'A diamond is a girl's best friend, but pearls look good too' and pokes her shoulder and then he speaks.
"A Diamond may be your best friend, and Pearl good looking, but I prefer Rubies and Sapphires." Then he starts to walk away.
The girl then yells after him, "Well I prefer Gold and Silver over jewels any day!" The boy then turns back around a yells back at her, "Did you know the world's not just Black and White? It's Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow too!"
The girl responds with "Is that LeafGreen, or Emerald? FireRed?" The boy smiles, as does she, when he replies.
"Doesn't matter, it's clear as a Crystal, and strong as Platinum " The girl laughs, when he says this, having just noticed the weird stares the got, before she continues.
"I bet that Black and White too (Note: 2), are coloring the world. What's your favorite letter, mine's X?" She calls, leaving the space open for the boy.
He laughs as he speaks, "It's obviously Y, though it might come to Z if fans are right!" They both laughed and went their separate ways, their next meeting being at a nearby game store in October.
Funny, huh? I am calling it 'Only Pokemon Fans 2'.
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Well, Geodudes, Geodudettes, and the other kinds of dudes out there, I need to go finish my Mountain Dew, good-day.
-Anon Y. Mous
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