Spewpa and Script

I cannot believe it. I did not find a single thing.
Though a small part in that may have been that I spent most of my Sunday being pulled around for this fourth of July thing- only a day that was not the fourth.
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The main thing I wanted to look at was that mysterious statue from the first trailer. I could not make anything out, aside from the very top looking somewhat like a Spewpa. And I doubt that it is. (Just wait, when the game come out, on the very top will be a Spewpa, just wait.)
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Who hates it when, at the beginning of a fanfic the Author has a script written thing that has the characters commenting on the story (if there is any shippings in the fic than the characters making the couple either act in denial or something depending on the characters)? I do. No real reason, just that it takes up so much space between the top of the page and the actual fic. Really it is just an annoying tic about me.
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Good afternoon, enjoy your lunch, bye-bye!
 -Anon Y. Mous