Part One- My Thoughts and Hope for These Fresh Pokemon

Okay, I got a little busy doing nothing (and sleeping) so I finally have this here (instead of yesterday like it was supposed to be). I hope everyone enjoys!
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Now as you may have guessed this first part is going to be on my thoughts and hopes for the Pokemon recently announced. (Though as a note I am writing this while under the influence of Coka-Cola, or Coke.)

I shall be starting with the evolution of Pancham, Pangoro. While trying to be intimidating in it's first stage, it accomplishes that as Pangoro and, as Pangoro, does not forgive those who attack the weak, it is said that Pangoro has a strong heart. People are saying the do not know if there is a evolution between Pancham and Pangoro, but Pokemonxy.com says 'Pangoro is the evolved form of Pancham. It's a cantankerous Pokemon, but it has a strong heart and doesn't forgive those who pick on the weak.' So I will be assuming that Pancham evolves straight into Pangoro. I honestly think that Pangoro's cape is awesome, though his puiple eyes are quite frighting  Sort of like Parasect!... Now I really want to catch both of them and have them meet each other.
Next up is Inkay and it's evolved form Malamar. Inkay can drain it's enemies will to fight. That alone makes it amazing, and Malamar being the emblem of cute makes it even more awesome!... Though when I point this out to anyone they look at me funny. Is it the me using the word cute, or the using it on Malamar?
...Anyways, Malamar is not just cute, it also has hypnotic powers that can bend it's opponents to it's will! I bet all of us wished we could do that at one point or another.
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...For once I am starting to wonder about the people who design these Pokemon...Why did they not add Spritzee sooner?!
Anyways, I will actually be starting with Swirlix- wait. Swirlix and Spritzee. Wow, really? Now I wonder about the people naming them...
Now, Swirlix eats only sweets, so I would not think it has any teeth, so anyone hoping that Swirlix would learn Bite, sorry to have crushed your hopes. But at least if you prefer Swirlix with feet there is this that I saw:

Feet. Swirlix has feet.

Now Spritzee is the Perfume Pokemon, and apparently the smell changes with it's diet. I would not want to be around a Spritzee that had been eating tuna. Or mayo. Or garbage.

I honestly think that Spritzee will evolve into something. I have no reasoning other than I would like to see an evolved form of it. But wouldn't you?

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I will work on my next post (about most of the other stuff that I did not cover today), while hyping myself up on caffeine! I will see you soon!

 -Anon Y. Mous