Shipping and Orange Soda

Hello people! Today I am going to briefly speak about shippings.
...Briefly.
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Shippings. What Pokemon fan has not run into one of these? I myself have run into quite a few of these, most unintentionally. The others were show to me by a friend of mine, before they realized I am the worst person to get opinions on pairings from.
...No, really. I honestly never have any specific thought on shippings, aside from the occasional creepy ship that I find (Who would have thought that something like 'CookieShipping' could really be so scary?!?). I honestly do not ship anyone, I mean, if I see, say, something titled 'Thoughts on May and Drew' I might click it, but if I see something called 'Thoughts on May with Drew/ContestShipping' I most likely will not click it. It is mostly because I do not want to end up in the middle of a shipping war, and because I myself am not that into pairing characters up.
Now coming up with shipping names for people I know on the other hand...Kidding!
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Who here likes Crush Orange soda? I really like it and it makes me a bit hyper, sort of like what Mountain Dew does, only I prefer Mountain Dew, mostly by a slim margin.
Just felt like saying that!
 -Anon Y. Mous