History of The Hat and A Silly Commercial

I saw the most idiotic commercial ever.
So, I was watching SpongeBob SquarePants, on Nick, and during the commercial this ad for a cap-like thing came up, it showed a hairdryer with the cup thing attached to the part that blows out air. And the commercial said that it curled your hair in seconds, and that it's tangle free, but that is not the funniest part, the most hilarious part was the before and after pictures of the girls who used it, they were all frowning with straight hair (Before using the product), but were smiling in the after, with curly hair (After using the product).
That my readers is called dramatization.
I think.
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I forgot to tell you, the people who actually read my blog, where I got my hat (you know, the cat one, it is green, I have not uploaded the picture yet? Yes, that one)!
Okay, well, to explain where and how I got it I will need to go back to that post of mine, the one that was late at night, where I told about how my 'That friend' used my email to sign-up for a online game call MyCandyLove? (I am not really mad, just embarrassed) Well, I shall refer to my friend as Miss Terrie to keep their identity a secret.
Anyway, Miss Terrie used my email on Saturday, and went to some store (I kind of forgot... I have a bad memory, why do think I took so long to say where I got my hat) on Monday, and we were going to a book store on Tuesday, because A. Miss Terrie owed me a book (Miss Terrie spilled some orange juice on another book of mine that I had already read, but I was okay with it, but Miss Terrie said that if they did not get me a new book that I would think I would not need to get them a new pair of shoes the next time I barf on them (Do not even ask.)), B. I like to read, and I read fast, C. I was out of books I have not read.
So when Miss Terrie showed up with a soft, fuzzy, cute, kitty-cat-hat, I was certainly surprised.
Miss Terrie said it was because of the use of my email, and the fact that it was for something to girly.
And that is how I got my soft, furry, fuzzy, cuddly, adorable, kitty eared, green hat.
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I am going to, as soon as I think I have enough research done, write a post all about Gen 1 of Pokemon, from the inspiration for Poliwag, to the ending credits of Pokemon Yellow: Pikachu Edition.
But for now I am signing out, see you all later, bye, and good evening.
 -Anon Y. Mous